Showing posts with label Splash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Splash. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

"Splash" Sinks to New Lows in Dramatic Finale

After seven weeks of botched flips, twists, and somersaults, ABC’s “Splash” mercifully came to an end this week. The three remaining “celebrities” – who somehow advanced further than Louie Anderson – were just a few dives away from the prestigious “Crystal Diving Trophy.” Who stepped up? Who flopped under the pressure? Let’s get to the highlights!

Friday, March 15, 2013

Thoughts on the Dramatic "Bachelor" Finale

This was originally written on March 14, 2013.

The "Bachelor" wrapped up its 17th season on Monday, and as expected, the finale was a absolute trainwreck. Before I even turned it on, I asked Maria if she wanted to watch the "Bachelor" finale or an episode of "Castle." She was already tired and said, "I want something where I don't have to pay attention." Ok, "Bachelor" it is!

Let's get to the highlights:

- Sean starts out by assuring the viewers that he didn't know "it would be this hard." I don't know if you've heard, but he's in love with two different women. This moment can only be captured by soft music and wide-angle shots of him pondering into the distance. We're off to a nice, cliché-filled start.