Rock Bottom: Larry King is on an Infomercial for Omega XL Fish Oil Pills

Imagine my delight a few weeks ago when I saw a TV Guide listing for "Larry King Special Report." The program information read: "Larry King investigates Omega XL, the ultimate solution for pain and inflammation." 

Thinking this sounded like a disaster, I set the DVR. Unfortunately, a preceding NASCAR race ran late, so the infomercial didn't start on time. It was showing again, however, at 2:00 AM on CNBC! I reset the DVR and hit pay dirt.

It's going to be difficult using the written word to encapsulate just how bad this infomercial turned out. But let's give it a shot!