Saturday, April 27, 2013

Movie Idea: "Gym Rat"

You might recall my movie idea "Viet-KONG," in which Michael Chiklis, dressed in a gorilla costume, takes over Ho Chi Minh City during the Vietnam War. Michael is back in costume, this time as a large rodent who reeks havoc on an American Family Fitness.
 
During one scene, Michael runs in on a Body Pump class and begins doing squats while grunting loudly. The comedy reaches a crescendo when the rodent tries flirting with a cute girl on the stairclimber.
 
Everytime a gym members gets the manager (Chaz Bono), the rodent mysteriously disappears. And then BAM, he's in the steam room wearing nothing but a towel.
 
This goofball comedy features cameos from John Ratzenberger, the Octomom, former NFL star Browning Nagle, and Kendall Jenner. Come see the show the critics are calling "unnecessary" and "a sad day for Michael Chiklis!"
 
Rated PG-13 for mild language and a bedroom scene.

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