Friday, March 15, 2013

Movie Idea: "King of the Ring"

Chaz Bono stars as a WWE superstar who held the women's "Diva" title for over a year. Chaz's finishing move - a "cannonball" jump from the top rope, would polish off any opponent.

Now that Chaz is a man, the other divas think he should wrestle with the boys. Chaz agrees and wrestles Doink the Clown. It's awkward - there is a titter in the crowd when Chaz takes his shirt off for the first time. Chaz has a hard time being thrown over the rope. And the ring announcer still introduces him as "The Diva's Champion."

To clear things up, WWE schedules Chaz in a triple-threat match against Big Show and diva Natalya. If Chaz wins, then he goes to the gender that he pinned. If another wrestler wins, then that wrestler gets to pick for Chaz.

In the match, Chaz immediately goes after Big Show, who throws Chaz over the top rope. Big Show and Natalya both go out of the ring and double-team Chaz. In all the chaos, all three wrestlers are counted out. Everyone is disqualified. The crowd boos and throws food into the ring. Management decides this is a mess and releases Chaz from his contract.

In the last scene, after Chaz is fired, he runs out of the building with the Diva's belt as security alarms blare in the background.

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